Heavenly Tech Support
 

Heavenly Tech Support: "Good morning. How may we help you?"

Customer: 'Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.  Can you guide me through the process?"

Heavenly Tech Support: "Yes, we can help you.  Are you ready to proceed?"  

Customer: "I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?"  

Heavenly Tech Support: "The first step is to open your Heart.  Have you located your Heart?"

Customer: "Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?"

Heavenly Tech Support: 'What programs are running?"

Customer: "Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge, and Resentment running right now."

Heavenly Tech Support: "No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system.  It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs.  Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem.  However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment.  Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed.  Can you turn those off?"

Customer: "I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?"

Heavenly Tech Support:  ‘With pleasure. Go to your Start Menu and invoke Forgiveness.  Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased."

Customer: "Okay, done!  Love has started installing itself.  Is that normal?"

Heavenly Tech Support: "Yes, but remember that you have only the basic program.  You need to begin connecting to other Hearts In order to get all the upgrades."

Customer: "Oops! I have an error message already.  It says, "Error - Program not running on external components."  What should I do?"

Heavenly Tech Support: "Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on internal Hearts initially, but has not yet been run on your Heart.  In non-technical terms, It simply means you have to Love yourself -- before you can Love others."

Customer: "So, what should I do?"

Heavenly Tech Support: "Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self, Realize Your Worth, and Acknowledge your Limitations."

Customer: "Okay, it Is finished."

Heavenly Tech Support: "Wonderful.  Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory.  The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming immediately.  Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back."

Customer: "Got it.  Hey!  The "My Heart" directory is filling up with new files.  Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Heavenly Tech Support: "Sometimes.  For some people it takes awhile, but eventually everyone gets these features at the proper time.  So Love is installed and running.  One more thing before we hang up. . Love is Freeware.  Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet.  They will in turn share it with others --- and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: "Thank you, Tech Support.  Give my Love to God."

submitted by:
Mitch Barber